toomanypangalacticgargleblasters:


I’m laughing and screaming at the same time.

toomanypangalacticgargleblasters:

I’m laughing and screaming at the same time.

squishymew:

kikahchu:

kikahchu:

It’s a space bar!!

Guys, I did not spend $16 on this sticker set for 5 notes.

I thought it was just greasy omg

squishymew:

kikahchu:

kikahchu:

It’s a space bar!!

Guys, I did not spend $16 on this sticker set for 5 notes.

I thought it was just greasy omg

How to have a zero drama fandom

  • Step 1: like a thing
  • Step 2: find a few close friends who also like the thing
  • Step 3: don't talk to anyone else in the fandom literally those 5-6 persons are your fandom
  • "

    'Tell me what happens the first time you see a woman naked.'

    'The first time you see a woman naked will not be like you imagined. There will be no love, no trust, no intimacy. You won’t even be in the same room as her.

    You won’t get to smile as she undresses you and you undress her. You won’t get to calm her nerves with nerves of your own. You won’t get to kiss her, feeling her lips and the edge of her tongue. You won’t get to brush your fingers over the lace of her bra or count her ribs or feel her heartbeat.

    The first time you see a woman naked you will be sitting in front of a computer screen watching someone play at intimacy and perform at sex. She will contort her body to please everyone in the room but her. You will watch this woman who is not a woman, pixelated and filtered and customized. She will come ready-made, like an order at a restaurant. The man on the screen will be bigger than you, rougher than you. He will teach you how to talk to her. He will teach you where to put your hands and he will teach you what you’re supposed to like. He will teach you to take what is yours.

    You must unlearn this. You must unlearn this twisted sense of love. You must unlearn the definition of pleasure and intimacy you are being taught. Kill this idea of love, this idea of entitlement, this way of scarring one another.’

    "

    this scared me and made me cry and i am almost embarrassed to post this but quite honestly i would rather fight for this rather than anything else.

    men and womens value, and the indescribable importance of intimacy

    (via fluts)

    takemeback-:

    If you drink enough vodka it tastes like love

    vagisodium:

    i am too young to have this many embarrassing memories

    coluring:

    i accept high fives only on my ass

    grrrlfever:

    my life became 600% better when i started acting like a self obsessed piece of shit like 10/10 would recommend

    even if u don’t actually genuinely love yourself its fuckin fun to act like you think you’re the human embodiment of perfection go on try it life’s too short to not fall in love with yourself

    bryanchoppertagteam:

    magicalmanhattanproject:

    if anyone ever calls you a slut just say ‘and yet i still won’t fuck you’ and then blow them a kiss as you saunter away because that’s the closest they’re ever gonna get to your magnificence, o smaug, chiefest and greatest of calamaties

    Ladies real talk